{"product_id":"placemat-life-is-short-eat-pizza-decorative-vinyl-table-placemat-funny-kitchen-gift","title":"Placemat - \"Life Is Short. Eat Pizza.\" Decorative Vinyl Table Placemat, Funny Kitchen Gift","description":"A charming cotton twill placemat that brings relaxed, food-loving energy to any table. Soft gray grounds bold black lettering that reads “LIFE IS SHORT. Eat pizza.” above a playful, hand-drawn pizza slice—an easygoing reminder to savor small pleasures. The double-layer cotton twill and hemmed edges give it a vintage, durable feel that stands up to everyday use while keeping a cozy, lived-in look. Sized to fit most place settings, it slides into casual weekend breakfasts, movie-night takeout spreads, and laid-back dinner gatherings with friends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis placemat fits into the life of someone who delights in simple comforts and good company. It pairs naturally with mismatched dinnerware, busy weeknight pizza rituals, or a kitchen styled with warm, approachable decor. The muted background and clear typography mean it won’t fight with patterned plates—rather, it sets a friendly tone for laughter, slices, and stories shared across the table.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- Durable double-layer construction\u003cbr\u003e- Neatly hemmed edges for long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with clear, bold graphics\u003cbr\u003e- Size 18\" × 14\" (45.72 × 35.56 cm); pre-constructed with ±0.5\" variance\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 14\"","offer_id":47123419365564,"sku":"26841757774822935830","price":14.27,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0782\/5394\/9116\/files\/3343129886821329026_2048.jpg?v=1784081304","url":"https:\/\/phillipsgraphicco.com\/products\/placemat-life-is-short-eat-pizza-decorative-vinyl-table-placemat-funny-kitchen-gift","provider":"Phillips Graphic Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}